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Banana
Yellow bananas are for monkeys. Our signature blue bananas are grown on the roof top of our office and genetically modified to be the best in the world!
Price: $1.00

Adwords
Make your business's presence known on the World Wide Web! Our Google AdWords plan generates measurable results and is perfect for driving traffic to your website. Select from Silver, Gold & Platinum plans to maximize your bottom line!
Price: $1,750.00

Beta
Ah yes, good old fashion Beta SP station dubs. Hard to believe these are still a standard for trafficking TV spots to stations. What happened to the digital revolution?
Price: $85.00

PB & J
What better to have for lunch than a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? You remember them from when you were a child and now they're back for your enjoyment. Move over ham and cheese.
Price: $5.00

Pro HDV Camcorder
Lights, camera... ACTION! We know you've always wanted to be on TV. Why wait even another minute? Pick-up this HDV Camera and give us a call. We'll send the limo and have our people get in touch with your people.
Price: $5,999.00

eBlast
You call 'em eNewsletters, we call 'em eBlasts. We have customizable programs to fit your needs. These are a great way for your business to stay in touch with current and potential customers.
Up to 10,000 names

Shinebox
Looking to supplement your income? Our shoeshine box starter kit is perfect for those looking to branch into the exciting world of shoe shining!
Price: $250.00

Hosting
Our web hosting includes, virtually unlimited bandwidth, tech support, email transfers and if you have database needs, we can handle that too. We're the host with the most!
Price: $395.00

Media Plan
Relax we can move the needle for less than a million bucks... far less in fact. But when you're ready to really spread your message to the masses, we'll be here for you.
Price: $1,000,000.00

Social Networking
Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn oh my! These days Social Networking is all the buzz... and it's actually pretty fun too! Get in touch with your clients, friends and others with our Social Network Plan today.
Price: $500.00

1 Page Microsite
If you don't already have a website, call us immediately. The websites we create are search engine optimized right from the start. Trust us, it doesn't have anything to do with meta tags.
Price: $2,000.00

Judo Jacket
Who needs a bodyguard? Wearing our red, white and blue Judo Jacket will show others your patriotism as well as elevate you to Ultimate Championship Fighting status. It's time to kick some ass.
Price: $1.00





